Tease Messages
1. if i was a flower would u pick me if i was lolly would u lick me if i was a sweetie would u suck me and if i asked nicely ould u fuck me2. a girl phoned me the other day and said come on over theres nobody home i went over nobody was home
3. congrats a new puzzle game has been installed in your phone to playthrow your phone against the wall then assemble the pieces
4. i really deeply wish tat u r herei really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room on my bedlights is off we get under the cover together 2 show u my glow in the dark watch
5. girls are like internet domain names the ones i like are already taken
6. come here take off ur pants and get on top of me enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs toilet
7. when i look at the sun i c u when i look at the moon i c u when i look at the sea i c u well get out of my way
8. do you like mathsif so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply
9. north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth
10. i had a wet dream about you last night i pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff
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