Sexy Messages
51. If you dont like oral sex than keep your mouth shut52. Sex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness
53. A guy walks up to a girl and says wanna play magic she says whats that he says we go to my place have sex and than you dissappear
54. What did eva shout when she wanted to have sex adam where are you
55. Scientists in the us proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand
56. Smoking is allowed in this area blowing not
57. Birdy birdy in the sky left a poopie in my eye me dont care me dont cry me just happy that a cow cant fly
58. Braindetector activated calibrating now searching still searching get a good grip of your mobile still searching no brains found
59. Did i not see you yesterday at the mall with a grey jacket no o than it was a rubbish bag after all
60. Do not disturb i am enough disturbed as it is
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