Sexy Messages
41. The best antivirus program for a computer is safesex leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive42. The 3 miracles of a woman produce milk without eating grass 4 days of bleeding without dieing letting a man come without yelling
43. I do not have the muscles of stallone i am not as handsome as brad pitt i am not as strong as schwarzenegger but i can lick as good as lassie
44. Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex no bungler
45. By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend she thanks you moaning you have now become unnecessary
46. Pornography tells lies about women but the truth about men
47. Roses are red pickles are green i love your legs and whats in between
48. Searchingsex done everybody is having sex at this very moment wait a sec there is only one sucker reading this message
49. Sex is a sensation caused by temptationwhen a man puts his location in a womans destinationdo u understand the explination or would u like a demonstration
50. Sex is the game love is a name forget the name lets play the game
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