Sexy Messages
31. Are mice giving you trouble no than you must have a good pussy32. Are these your eyes i found them between my brests
33. Sex is like nike just do it
34. Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops
35. How does a vagina look before sex like a lovely pink rose and after sex ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise
36. When i was born i got the choice or a major dick or a fine memory i am not able to remember what i did choose
37. Masturbation dont knock it its sex with someone i love
38. Do you know why smurfs always laugh because the grass always tickles their little balls
39. What is the difference between a man and a dildo a man is a real prick
40. Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life
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