Sexy Messages
21. What you never want to hear while having good sex honey i am home22. There is hotsex fastsex safesex groupsex leathersex telephonesex cybersex and for people with your face nosex
23. Why does a woman have two pair of lips one is for fighting and one is to make up
24. What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom they both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet
25. If you cry i cry if you laugh i laugh if you are happy i am too if you are sad i am too and if you are horny call me
26. American students say people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed usually read their sms messages with their right hand
27. Sex is like nokia connecting people like nike just do it like pepsi ask for more and like samsung everybody is invited
28. A woman is like a pair of rubber boots when they are dry you cannot enter them when they are wet they smell and when you walk on the street with them people laugh at you
29. Press down down more ok more yes ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder so good mmmm thats how we sex on text
30. Message from you provider your dildo is disturbing our network turn it off or continue manually thanks for your cooperation
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