Sex Messages
51. Text messaging is like a blowjob off an amateur prostitute short sweet and always cheap52. What is the smallest airplane in the worlda cunt only one man fits in it he needs to stand his luggage stays outside and he still gets off
53. Are mice giving you trouble no than you must have a good pussy
54. Are these your eyes i found them between my brests
56. Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops
57. How does a vagina look before sex like a lovely pink rose and after sex ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise
58. When i was born i got the choice or a major dick or a fine memory i am not able to remember what i did choose
60. Do you know why smurfs always laugh because the grass always tickles their little balls
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