Rude Messages
1. Hey can u do me a favour take a pic of urself n send me it im playin cards n im missin the joker2. Clouds r white but the sky is bluemonkey like u should b kept in the zoo dont get angry ull find me there toonot in the cage but laughing at u ha ha ha
3. Hi i am dying to c u i want to talk to u seriously but i cant get 2 u dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo
4. Ive been arrested for bein the ugliest person in britain can u plz cum down the police station and show them its a mistake
5. Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle everyones there lions tigers cheetas and ape but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text
6. Do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again
7. Im really good at algerbra but am having trouble getting your digit
8. In the morning i do not eat because i think of you at noon i do not eat because i think of you in the evening i do not eat because i think of you at night i do not sleep because i am hungry
9. Wen i look at the sun i c uwen i look at the moon i c uwen i look at the sea i c u well get out of my way
10. Someday u may lose ur hair u may lose ur teeth ur money even lose ur mind but 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks coz u cant lose wot u dont have
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