Question and answers Messages
21. Q whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion a you cry when you cut up an onion22. Q what is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer a one is a bottomdwelling garbageeating scavenger the other is a fish
23. Q what do you throw to a drowning lawyer a his partners
24. Q if u laid all the lawyers in the world end 2 end how far would dey reach a into the pocket of the next one
25. Q how do you get an attorney out of a tree a cut the rope
26. Q how can you tell when a lawyer is lying a his lips are moving
27. Q what do lawyers and sperm have in common a theyre both squirmyboth live in slime only 1 in 250 million accomplishes anything worthwhile
28. Q what is the difference between a lawyer and a leech a a leech will drop off when its victim dies
29. Q what do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement a not enough cement
30. Q how does an attorney sleep a first he lies on one side and then on the other
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