Put downs Messages
41. Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese billy wilder on marilyn monroe42. The thief of bad gags walter winchell on milton berne
43. Ive noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born ronald reagan
44. Hes proof that theres life after death mort sahl on ronald reagan
45. The only genius with an iq of 60 gore vidal on andy warhol
46. Hes so ugly they ought to donate his face to the world wildlife fund muhammad ali on joe frazier
47. Shes so stupid she returns bowling balls because theyve got holes in them joan rivers on bo derek
48. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program bob wells
49. Cant act slightly bald can dance a little screen tester on fred astaire
50. An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf ross perot on dan quayle
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