Put downs Messages
31. He has a face like a saint a saint bernard unknown32. A fellow with the inventiveness of albert einstien but with the attention span of daffy duck tom shale on robin williams
33. If i found her floating in my pool id punish my dog joan rivers on yoko ono
34. God does not play dice with the universe albert einstien
35. She is as wholesome as a bowl of cornflakes and at least as sexy dwight mcdonald on doris day
36. If you cant convince them confuse them president harry s truman
37. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with w c fields
38. He had the compassion of an icicle and the generosity of a pawnbroker s j perelman on groucho marx
39. Avoid all needle drugs the only dope worth shooting is richard nixon abbey hoffman
40. Who picks your clothes stevie wonder don rickles
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