Pickup lines Messages
141. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked walk up to someone youve never met and say come on were leaving142. You see my friend over there he wants to know if you think im cute
143. You know youre very easy on the eyes and very hard on my erection
144. Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes
145. Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers
146. You are so beautiful that i would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow
147. Hi i suffer from amnesia do i come here often
150. Im good at maths u+i69
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