One liners Messages
81. Right now im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time i think ive forgotten this before82. If practice makes perfect and nobodys perfect why practice
83. The best way to a mans heart is to saw his breast plate open
84. It was an accident officer i was cleaning my fingernails with ahunting knife and he ran into me backwards 17 times
85. Born free taxed to death
86. We will now upgrade your brain please wait searching searching still searching sorry no brain found
87. I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip
88. Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness
89. My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what shes reading
90. Hi i am a virus and am entering your brain right now wait hold on sorry unable to find brain leaving now
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