One liners Messages
41. In ikea they have a shelf storage system called nob so thats the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your nob to the car cuz its too heavy42. Crime doesnt pay does that mean my job is a crime
43. Jesus loves you everyone else thinks youre an asshole
44. Inflexibility is the hallmark of the tiny mind
45. Q why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation a because she threw out all the bent ones
46. What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar ok u 2 dont start anything
47. Am i getting smart with you how would you know
48. Bud what happen tried callin many time everytime i get operator sayin sorry the subscriber u r calling is having sex please try again later
49. Bloke calls work boss cannae come in tae work im sick boss asks how sick are u bloke im fing my sis how sick is that
50. Love is a name sex is a game forget the name and lets play that game
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