One liners Messages
11. Girls are like phones we love to be held talked too but if you press the wrong button youll be disconnected12. Help cops are after a suspect who smart witty sexy and good lookin so where you gonna hide me
13. This is your cellphone operator we just found out youre too dumb to use your phone so please put it on ground and start jumping on it thank you
14. Q how can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde a there is a stamp on it
15. A husband was asked do u talk to wife after sex his answer depends if i can find a phone
16. Whyd they call it pms cos mad cow disease was already taken
17. I went to ur house justnow cant enter cos door says cute folk not allowed pls take sign down next time ok
18. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
19. Out of my mind back in five minutes
20. Always remember youre unique just like everyone else
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