One liners Messages
161. Adults are just kids who owe money162. All stressed out and no one to choke
163. Constipated people dont give a crap
164. I may not be perfect but im all i got
165. Where theres a will i want to be in it
166. Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
167. Never miss a good chance to shut up
168. All computers wait at the same speed
169. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
170. How do you get off a nonstop flight
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