News flash Messages
1. Newsflash police arrested 2 kids yesterday 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks they charged one and let the one off2. Newsflash an independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand
3. Newsflash a woman was found dead in her home 2dayshe was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk conflakes the police suspect a cerial killer
4. Newsflash police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty very gorgeous theyve already eliminated u from the enquiry where do you think i shood hide
5. Newflash tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for 1 no strings attacthed but 4 limited period its a bloody good deal
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