Naughty Messages
1. When thing go wrong when sadness fills ur heart when tears flow in ur eyes remember three things 1 i m wd you 2 uhve money 3 bar is open lets go jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai sab timetime di gal hai2. Daughter mom kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna lnd dalte hain bachha wahin se nikalta hai mom haan daughter oh my god to kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega
3. A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala kaise diye bananawala memsaab aath mein bara lady saat mein tera deta hai to oopar aaja
4. Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain skin cream ki ad mein skin toothpaste me teeth footwears me feet par whisper ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate jaago grahak jaago
5. School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha madam ji thodi aap koshish karo thodi hum karte hain bachcha to nikal hi jayega
6. Q whats the difference between a computer and a woman a a computer doesnt laugh at a 3 inch floppy
7. One day there was this naked man and elephant the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds ask the naked man how can you breath through that little thing
8. Teacher name some films that have almost same stories pappu madam blue films
9. Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh its amazing if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea
10. Qwhats the difference between magnets and women a magnets have a positive side
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