Naughty Messages
81. Jesus says to john come forth ill give you eternal life john came fifth he won a toaster82. Clouds r white but the sky is bluemonkey like u should b kept in the zoo dont get angry ull find me there toonot in the cage but laughing at u ha ha hav a man can kiss his wife goodbye a flower can kiss a butterfly wine can kiss a frosted glass but u my friend can kiss my ass
83. Ive been arrested for bein the ugliest person in britain can u cum down the police station and show them its a mistake
84. Banta marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye santa birla cement banta kyun santa kyunki is cement mein jaan hai
85. Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery the shopkeeper asked exide laga du santa dusri side tera baap lagayega kya
86. Santa whats difference between man superman pappu man wears underwear under the trouser superman wears it over the trouser
87. Santa banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di so tuhade ghar da address dita hai yaar 24 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge
88. Santa went out to buy an indian flag the shop owner gave him the flag guess what did he ask next ismein aur colour dikhayiye
89. Teacher pappu tamso ma jyotir gamya shloka ka kya arth hai pappu tum so jayo maa mein jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon
90. Jeeto if i die whatll you do santa i may also die jeeto why santa some time too much of happiness can also kill a man
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