Naughty Messages
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64. Kisss r blown + kisss r wasted kisss rnt kisss unless they r tasted kisss spread germz + germz hated so kiss me babe im vacinated
65. When i was young i begged god for a bike but god does not work that way so i stole a bike and begged for forgiveness
66. A man said 2 his doctor everytime i look in the mirror i get an erection the doctor said thats because u look like a cunt
67. Wats the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty ans when u pull a curtain it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins
68. Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest
69. Im popey the sailorman im member of the klu klux clan when i pull the triger i kill a fucg nigger im popey the sailor man toet toet
70. How to keep an idiot entertained press down how to keep an idiot entertained press up
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