Naughty Messages
51. A man can kiss his wife goodbye a flower can kiss a butterfly wine can kiss a frosted glass but u my friend can kiss my ass so the world needs you after all52. Hi i am an alien and im checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching searching searching sorryno chicks found gay conclusion you are gay
53. There is hotsex fastsex cuddlesex safesex groupsex smsex telephonesex cybersex and for people like you no sex
54. Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images
55. Please turn your mobile phone upside down now hurry
56. I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets one to get in and another to get out
57. Tmobile regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u we regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u not even a network
58. How about you sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up
59. 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo one was caught watching tv another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
60. Shes down on her kneeseager to pleasewid a throb of his nob in her gobwid a tingle in his bellyhis legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job
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