Naughty Messages
31. A general asks a young lady officer how she felt in services lady very fine whole day passes in saying yes sir yes sir the whole night in no sir no sir32. My nights are going sleepless my days are going useless so i asked god is this love god replied no dear result is near
33. Kiss is not like nokia connecting people kiss is not like nike just do it kiss is not like pepsi dil mange more but kiss is like pan parag ek se mera kya hoga
34. A pathan want 2 commit suicide when asked why are you crying pathan said my wife ran wid my best friend i cant live widout my friend
35. In a bar 1 guy says 2 another i slept wid ur mom last nite d whole bar was waiting 4 d other guys response he laughs says lets go home dad u r drunk
36. Hey dude congrats heard u got selected as the first male model for whisper advertisement why should girls have all the fun
38. Press down down more deeper more yes ahh ohh yes almost there ooh baby faster harder feel good mmmm thats textual intercourse
39. A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body he was asked what he was doing and he answered waiting for autumn
40. Ot tnaw t2ul i +thpinboop ya2 2ma3rb t33w2 niha2 2ru confused na read it in a mirror now bye
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