Naughty Messages
141. The old surd replied thats all very well what would happen if by chance we won and took over amrika142. There was a meeting of all the surd freedom fighters they were planning for a free punjab santa singh raised a point oye well take punjab from india but how would we develop it that was a tough one indeed banta singh had a brainwave no problem well attack amrika we will lose and it would take over us and then we would become a state of usa and develop automatically all the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd was not someone asked him why he wasnt happy
143. Lady doc tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho santa ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am11am
144. Museum administrator thats a 500 year old statue uve broken banta thanks god i thought it was a new one
145. Banta y do u take ur wife only to night clubs santa by the time she gets ready no other place is open
146. Santa today is sunday i wanna njoy so i bought 3 movie tickets jeeto why 3 santa for u n ur parents
147. Santa banta were going with their friend on one scooter a traffic cop tried to stop them santa said sorry bhaji already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai
148. In a train compartment husband darling mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon tumhara shareer tio mein kutton ko daal doon banta sitting on upper berth says bow bow
149. Santa bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai jeeto thank u g santa lipstick badi sohni laayi aa jeeto thank u g santa shingaar v sohna kitaa aa jeeto thank u g santa par sohni pher v nahi lagdi
150. Santa ek wari main chota hunda si main qutab minar to gir gaya si banta phir bach gaya si k mar gaya si santa pata nae odon main chota hunda si
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