Misleading Messages
1. I was nervous at first it was big long went straight up ihad to try it i eased myself onto it i liked it i went up down on it i love escalators now2. From the moment i saw u i wanted to be inside u i love ur smell the way ur tongue feels the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm new shoes
3. He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body licked sucked swallowed had his fill wen satisfied he left i was hurt damn mosquito
4. In the morning i do not eat because i think of you at noon i do not eat because i think of you in the evening i do not eat because i think of you at night i do not sleep because i am hungry
5. Someday u may lose ur hair u may lose ur teeth ur money even lose ur mind but 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks coz u cant lose wot u dont have
6. I had a wet dream about you last night i pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff
7. It goes in dry it comes out wet the longer its in the stronger it gets we can have it in bed just you and me its not what you think its a cup of tea
8. Last nite i wantd u needed u so badly dat it hurt wantd 2 taste u i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me but i couldnt find u u stupid paracetamol
9. At 1st a little nibble a slow temptin lick i suck munch my liquid lunch den i swallow quick cadburys cream egg how do u eat urs
10. Tell me is it going in yeah is it hurting ooh yeah ouch its hurtin ok i wil put it in slowly stil hurtin ahh yeh den lets try d other shoe madam
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