Marriage Messages
81. When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her sacha guitry82. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and halfshut afterwards benjamin franklin
83. Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success jim backus
84. By all means marry if you get a good wife youll be happy if you get a bad one youll become a philosopher socrates
85. A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted helen rowland
86. Marriage has no guarantees if thats what youre looking for go live with a car battery erma bombeck
87. All tragedies are finished by a death all comedies by a marriage lord byron
88. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week a little candlelight dinner soft music and dancing she goes tuesdays i go fridays henry youngman
89. Marriage is an adventure like going to war g k chesterton
90. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech every now and then she stops to breathe jimmy durante
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