Marriage Messages
41. Q why are husbands like lawn mowers a theyre hard to get started emit foul odors and dont work half the time42. Husband to wife why do you keep reading our marriage licence wife to husband im looking for a loophole
43. The definition of a perfect wife one who helps the husband with the dishes
44. The minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong she replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do the minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things first the aisle cos that is what youll be walking down secondly the alter because that is where you will arrive finally remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service while the bride was walking in step with the wedding march family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words aisle alter hymn ill alter him
45. Men are like chocolate bars sweet smooth and they usually head right for your hips
46. A little kid asks his dad daddy how much does it cost to get married no idea replied the father im still paying for it
47. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her they got married now he is going through hell
48. Ive got a good friend who married a doctor one day he told her you need to do something to spice up our lovemaking soon thereafter he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an m d why asked her husband you said i needed to do something to spice up our lovemaking i just wanted to get a second opinion she replied
49. Q why do brides wear white a to blend in with everything else in the kitchen
50. One day a man inserted an advert in the local classifieds wife wanted next day he received a hundred letters they all said the same thing you can have mine
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