Jokes Messages
41. Patni suno ji aapko mujme sabse jayada kaya acha lagta hai meri beauty ya meri akalmandi pati muje to yeh teri majak karne ki aadat sabse achhi lagti hai42. Thappad marne pr naraj patni ko pati bola admi use marta he jise pyr karta he patni ne pati ko 2mare or boli aap kya samjte hd k mai apse pyar nhi karti
43. Wife kya kar rahe homan makkhiya maar rha hu wife kitni mariman 3 male aur 2 female wife kaise malumman kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se
44. Mom beti badi ho kar kya karogibeti kuch nahin maan banungi padhungi shaadi karungi aur kyamom jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna
45. Boy mom aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de mom tera dost chor hai kya boy nahin woh apne khilone pahechan lega
46. Ek sharabi eyes donate karne gayacounter clerk askskuch kehna chahte ho sharabijise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai
47. Father to his dauthers lovermain nahi chahta ke meri beti gadhe ke saath puri zidagi bitaaye loverisiliye to me usey yaha se le jaa raha hoo
48. Ladki ke baap ne vidai ke wazt dulhe se kaha beta hamari ijjat ab tumare hath me hai dulha bola chinta mat karo aaj hi loot lunga
49. In a train compartment husband darling mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon banta sitting on upper berth says bow bow
50. Maine puchha chand se dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin chand ne kaha saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya
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