Jokes Messages
21. Sindhi bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rs dega toh 50 rs tumhe chadhaunga thodi door par usko 50 rs milte hai sindhi prabhu itna bhi bharosa nahi pehle hi kaat liya22. Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne hello kiya wife koun thi wo hus tum dimag kharab mat karo main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchegi
23. Lalu itane sare log football ko lath kyou mar rahe hai sardar gol karne ke liye lalu sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge
24. Patiphon mere liye ho to kehna me ghar pe nahi biwi phon utha k boli who ghar pe hai patimene mana kiya fir bhi biwiji wo mere liyetha
25. Rabdi2lalu ka karat ho lalu dost ko chitti likhat hu rabdi par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi lalu vo sasura bhi to padna naahi janat he
26. Wifeapko pata hai mr r apni patni ko kiss karke hi office jate hailekin apne kabhi ki husbandchahta to mein bhi hulekin mr r ki biwi nahi manegi
27. Ek din narad dharti par beer pine aye12 botal pilane k baad waiteraapko chadti kyo nahi naradmain bhagwan hu waiterchad gayi saale
28. Napolean there is no such word as impossible in my dictionary sardarji toh dictionary dekh ke kharidni thi na
29. Sardardr saab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha drto ab kya hua sardarhua to kuch nahi aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha ab naha lu kya
30. A sardar went to museum there he broke a statue officer you have broken a 5000 yrs old statue sardarthankgod mujhe laga naya tha
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