Jokes Messages
1. Teacher name some films that have almost same stories pappu madam blue films ek baar priyanka chopra apni scooty pep se jaa rahi thi beech rastey mai usse toilet lagi voh scooty se utar ke road ke kinarey mein karne lagi ek aadmi ne guzarte hue dekha aur kaha ki aap yahaaise toilet kyu kar rahi hai priyanka ne kaha why should boyz have all d fun2. Message na karke dil tod diya meraab mobile dafna denakafan na mile to apna rumal udha denakoi pooche ki rog kya tha to nazare jhuka ke apni kanjoosi bata dena
3. Gum vo cheez haigum vo cheez haigum vo cheez hai jo kagaz chepkane ke kam aate hai
4. God ne tujhe bheja to bheja lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja ye mujhe kise ne bheja isliye maine tujhe bheja
5. Tum chandar mukhi main sooraj mukhi main tum say dukhi tum mujh say dukhi tum chut per jao aur chalang lagao phir main bhe sukhi aur tum bhe sukhi
6. Ek aadmi cycle se jaa raha tha raaste me usne ekd ladki ko cycle maar di ladki ghanti nahi maari jaati kya aadmi puri cycle maar di ab kya ghanti alag se maaru
7. Sardaar yaar meri biwi mere dost ke saath bhaag gayi aadmi bahut yaad aati hogi uski fir sardaar haa yaar bahut accha dost tha mera
8. Shraab ek bimari hai jo samaj ko barbaad kar rahi hai aao milkar is bimari ko khatam kare ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam kare cheers
9. Shadi karne ke liye sardaar ne sabse choti ladki chuni karan pata karne gaye to pata chala sardar ji ne kaha ki musibat jitni chotti ho utna accha
10. Ek shrabi roz shiv mandir pe sir tekta tha ek din pujari ne shiv murti ki jagah ganesh murti rakhi shrabi ayadekha bola chotupapa se bolna main aya tha
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