Indecent jokes Messages
1. This sms can only be read by a sexy person try again nothing sorry i guess your just not sexy hey dont force it ugly git2. Yo mamas so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her
3. Ive got a tongue thatll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me caress me slowly undress me i may seem defenceless but baby i can fuck u senseless
4. Dont be sad dont feel blue frankenstein was ugly too
5. Wats the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty ans when u pull a curtain it means tat the show is over but pulling down a panty means its showtime
6. I really deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room on my bed lights is off we get under the cover together 2 show u my new watch tat glow in the dark
7. What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob if we dont get some support people are going to think were nuts
8. Why are women like parking spaces bcoz the good ones are always taken and the rest are all disabled
9. A girl phoned me the other day and said come on over theres nobody home i went over nobody was home
10. According 2 chinese docs a womans body has five rooms 1 faceshow room 2 boobsplay room 3 tummystore room 4 vaginamens room 5 anusemergency room
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