Humor Messages
1. Its important to find a man who has money a man who adores youa man who is great in the sack its also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet ive been arrested for bein the ugliest person in britain can u cum down the police station and show them its a mistake2. Clouds r white but the sky is bluemonkey like u should b kept in the zoo dont get angry ull find me there toonot in the cage but laughing at u ha ha ha
3. A man can kiss his wife goodbye a flower can kiss a butterfly wine can kiss a frosted glass but u my friend can kiss my ass
4. I tried to call you from a payphone last night i put my doner card in by mistake it cost me an arm and a leg
5. Hi i am dying to c u i want to talk to u seriously but i cant get 2 u dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo
6. Hey can u do me a favour take a pic of urself n send me it im playin cards n im missin the joker
7. Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs you after all
8. Jesus says to john come forth ill give you eternal life john came fifth he won a toaster
9. A girl phoned me the other day and said come on over theres nobody home i went over nobody was home
10. At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex 5 million people r drinking coffee 100 million people r sleeping 1 stupid fool is reading my textpass on
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