Good quotation Messages
141. Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbors vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony142. He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news
143. At school we had a name for guys who were trying to get in touch with themselves
144. Denial aint just a river in egypt
145. Condoms arent completely safe a friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus
146. We must believe in luck for how else can we explain the success of those we dont like
147. Its not the people who are in prison that worry me its the people who arent
148. Mr anaesthetist if the patient can stay awake surely you can
149. Theres no bigger fan of the opposite sex than me and i have the bills to prove it
150. The flashier kind of widow may insist only only sleeping with black men during the first year after death
... 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 of 18