Good quotation Messages
131. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day teach that person to use the internet and they wont bother you for weeks132. If i told you that you remind me of my mom would you tuck me in bed tonight
133. Im sweet like sugar soft like suede but unlike nintendo i never get played
134. Whyd the couple stop after 3 children cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese
135. Why was phillips girlfriend annoyed coz she found out that phillips 24 inch was a tv
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137. Why did tigger stick his head in the toilet he was looking for pooh
138. My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice for ten years i thought the dog was telling me to kill my father
139. If dracula cant see his reflection in a mirror how come his hair is always so neatly combed
140. Bo derek turned down the role of helen keller because she couldnt remember the lines
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