Good quotation Messages
121. Im desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets122. We had gay burglars the other night they broke in and rearranged the furniture
123. Death is the greatest kick of all thats why they save it for last
124. Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep im not half as thunk as u drink i fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
125. How would you like your egg for breakfast hardboiled or impregnated
126. Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest
127. What is similar to a womans period ur salary coz it comes once a month last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesnt come it means u r in deep trouble
128. Do u ever notice that when youre driving anyone going slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac
129. The best way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once
130. Ive used up all my sick days so im calling in dead
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