Funny Messages
1. Vo kaun hai jo ishq me hai jo mann me hai jo dil me hai magar dhadkan me nahi jyada soch mat stupid vo hai amir khan ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua sangeet ka tarana huashamaa ka parwana huamasti ka mastana huajaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua2. Humne tumko dekha tumne humko dekha aise bandar bandariya ak doosre ko dekhte ho jaise
3. A town planner asked a town designerin your openion whats the problem in designing of a woman town designer well nothing much except that entertainment area is too close to sewerage area
4. Hazarou phoolo mai hamai ek phool bahuth kuhb laga es phool ku pane ke leya hum ne dosti ka sath liya dosto nai kaha es phool ko panae ke liye kato sai guzar na hoga hum nai kab kaha ke hum kata sai dhaar tai agar kata se dhaar thai tu hum gulab ke phool ku na dhektha hum tu phir chamali ke aur dekhtai
5. When we had met god gave me an option between a good friend a good memory i dont remember what i chose
6. Jiwant asal tar sms pathwa dhagat gela asal tar puas pathwa swargat asal tar apsara pathwa aani jar markat asal tar tumcha handset pathwa
7. Phoolon mein hasin gulab hai husan ke saath zaruri sharaab haiduniya mein har sawal ka jawab hai agar koi tumse mere pooche to kehna woh lajwab hai
8. kya dekh rahe ho machhar hai mar do
9. U r acent of my life alto of my dreams ikon of my eyes zen of my thoughts indica of my joy lancer of my heartin simple u r the traffic jam of my heart
10. Life is difficultfull of trialssorrowpainbut if u fall downjust stand up straight be confident say ++dhakka kisne mara be++
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