Funny phrases Messages
1. Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature2. Inside me theres a thin women trying to get out but i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate
3. All of my friends and i are crazy thats what keeps us sane
4. If barbie is so popular then y do u have 2 buy her friends
5. I intend to live forever so far so good
6. Some say the glass is half empty some say the glass is half full i say are
7. You gonna drink that
8. Iv got 2 sit down work out where i stand
9. Wen u smile the world smiles with u wen ur down people will rally behind u but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u
10. People ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there
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