Funny Messages
81. I mixed rum in water and got drunk i mixed brandy in water and got drunk i mixed whisky in water and got drunk again now i have decided never to drink water again82. Dont marry airtel girl she will do magic on u dont marry bsnl girl she has connections with all indians dont marry idea girl she touches u tomorrow not today dont marry reliance girl she takes u in her mutthi mein marry only hutch girl she follows u where ever u go
83. Eyes to look at you hand to pray for you mind to remember you heart to love you and and and and and legs to kick you if you forget me got it
84. If u sneeze once think im remembering you if you sneeze twice think i want to meet u if u sneeze thrice think im missing you 4th time fool take a tablet
85. There are 8 ways to describe you nice friendly so cute loving very sweet funny charming thoughtful in short youre just like me
86. Why do u think i sms u is it because i care or i miss u or i love u or i need you no its bcoz timepass ke liye koi bakra chaiye
87. If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain bcoz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4
88. Like energy love can neither be created nor destroyed it can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend
89. Beta bola papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai papa bole nahi bete abhi nahi papa kyon bete abhi bandar sms padh raha hai
90. Can u pronounce good english read along woof roof loof shoof shoof woof loof roof poof woof woof hoof woof roof shoof test results u r a good dog now stop barking
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