Funny Messages
51. A baby fish asked her mother y cant we live on earth mother fish earth is not the place for fish its made for selfish52. Whats the difference between wife n neighbours wife wife is a chocolate can have any time neighbours wife is like an icecream shud hv immediately
53. Its the sweetest thing to do do it the bed on a sofa in the bathroom or anywhere u must never stop doing it its called prayer god bless ur naughty mind
54. Lost in a zoo i saw many animals mouse bird monkey u 2
55. Forest king virappan died last week in his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins plz forward this to all local criminals as i did
56. You love someone u marry someone else the one you marry becomes your wife or husband the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id
57. Its important to find a man who has money a man who adores youa man who is great in the sack its also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet
58. Ive been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa can u cum down the police station and show them its a mistake
59. Hi i am dying to c u i want to talk to u seriously but i cant get 2 u dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo
60. Hey can u do me a favour take a pic of urself n send me it im playin cards n im missin the joker
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