Funny Messages
41. Dream makes everything possible hope makes everything work luv makes everything beautiful smile makes all the above so always brush ur teeth42. Do u know similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls both dont exist
43. Monday went on tuesday 2 wednesday and asked thursday whether friday has told saturday that sunday is a holiday have a great sunday
44. A love letter from biscuit maker dear marie today is good day u r anmol for me but u have crackjacked my heart bcoz i have a little heart now i m in 5050 position
45. Great calculation only 20 boys have brains rest have girlfriends
46. An engineering student to his sweeper brother i have got degree i have got knowledge i can sit in society what do you have sweeper i have the job
47. Several women appeared in court each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived the judge called for orderly testimony ill hear the oldest first he decreed the case was closed for lack of evidence
48. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends you order what you want then when you see what the other person has you wish you had ordered that
49. Hey i just got your blood test report u have been tested hiv positive report reads person has high percentage of honey in veins no wonder
50. Mon to sun from jan to dec from birth till my death my feelings 4 u have never changed for me youve always been a headache
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