Funny Messages
231. We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old i do not understand it is proven statistically that at that age only few people die232. Gud morning kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood thanks
233. Definition of a nurse a young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
234. Q what kind of food does a race horse eat a fast food
235. When u feel lonely and alone and could not see any one around you the word seems to be fading away come along with me i will take u to an eye specialist
236. Wen i go wrong need ur hand 2 correct wen emotions bust out need ur hand 2 catch wen i win need ur hand 2 pat in short ya hath mujhe de de thakur
237. Despite the old saying dont take your troubless worries to bed most of the people still sleep with their wives what a crazy world good night
238. If ur world is spining round round round ur heart is beating fast do u think its love na munna na its called high bp
239. Situational message everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die boley to sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta
240. U r d 1 whos so smartu r d 1 whos so charming u r the one whose so caringu r the one whose so good looking and im the one who is spreading these rumors
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