Funny Messages
181. Twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what u are if u know what u r then mental hospital is not so far182. When things go wrong when sadness fills your heart when tears flow in your eyes always remember 3 things 1 i am with you 2 you have money 3 bar is open lets go
183. There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels her explanation if i die and my husband remarries i want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels
184. Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai sone ko sona katta hailohe ko loha katta hai theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din tumhe kutta katega
185. A mobile is like women talks nonstop costs a fortune disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service
186. Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad after marriage drink only on days when u r happy
187. Whats the difference between data and information 362436 data 362436 information
188. If ever in your life u r very sad lonely feel that u have lost every thing i will come hold your hand take u 4 walk on a bridge show u where 2 jump from
189. A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman
190. Everyone says behind every successful men there is a woman but oly few of them knows d true fact is women go only behind successful men
... 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 ... of 48