Funny Messages
161. I wrote your name on the sand it got washed away i wrote your name in airit got blownaway so i wrote your name in my heart saala heart attack aa gaya162. Height of confusion whether to laugh or to cry seeing your motherinlaw falling from 8th floor on ur new ferrari car think abt it
163. Sharab hai to maikhane banee husna hai to dewane banee ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagalkhane banee
164. I finally got my past present and future tenses correct today i loved you i love you i will love you forever
165. Luv and kuch are going to a village in between comes a well luv falls into the well why because luv love is blind now kuch also jumps inside why because luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega
166. He made a local call sardar wanted to make a std call to punjab he wanted to save money so what did he do simple he went to punjab and made a local call
167. Chintu mintu zid kar rahe hai ki monkey dekhna hai tumhare ghar ka pata diya hai 23 jump mar ke dikha dena bacche khush ho jayenge
168. Defination of a nurse a young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
169. Wifeyesternight i saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes husband yeah i saw ur dad paying the bill
170. My eyes detected my heart reacted thousands were rejected only you were selected because i need a money for an advertisement
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