Funny Messages
151. How can one reduce consumption of alchol before marriage drink only on days when u r sad after marriage drink only on days when u r happy152. Emotional comedydil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegidil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi par kabi socha na tha k surprise me wo apna husband 7 layegi
153. Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references
154. Man b4 marage roses r red violets r blue believe it or not im mad 4u after marage roses r deadim blue u make me mad some day ill kill u
155. When you are in love you wish you were married when you are married you wish you were in love
156. Every time i hold her hand i feel like holding my cheek she always slaps me on the face
157. F u were my baby i promise i wont hurt you f u were finally mine i promise id be loyal to you but youre only my friend and i cant promise i wont fall for you
158. While walking down the street i heard an old man say ive been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now i was touched until i heard him say i wish she knew
159. Marriage is a three ring circus an engagement ring a wedding ring and suffering
160. Sharab hai to maikhane banee husan hai to dewane banee ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagal khane banee
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