Funny Messages
141. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again142. Alcohol doesnt solve any problems but then again neither does milk
143. Ur smile can be compared with flowers ur voice can be compared with cuckoo ur innocence can be compared with a child but in foolishness u have no comparisons
144. Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top
145. We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already years old i do not understand it is proven statistically that at that age only few people die
146. The best way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once
147. God thought that since he couldnt be everywhere he made a mother then devil thought that he couldnt be everywhere he made a motherinlaw
148. What men want a woman who can cook a woman who earns good money a woman who loves him a system to make sure that those women never meet each other
149. Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse look at it when you are in trouble you will feel that other problems are not as big as this one
150. I wrote your name on the sand it got washed away i wrote your name in airit got blownaway so i wrote your name in my heart saala heart attack aa gaya
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