Funny Messages
131. Sometimes u may catch me staring at u its nt bcuz u r cute my mom once told me dat devils hav horns n tails i m jus wondering wherz urs132. Please dont send me cheap messages cos i am from a rich family we are in the iron and steel business my brother irons and i steal
133. Someone asked me about ur age well i said the way u dress19 ur skin15 the way u speak20 the way u walk18 in total u look 72 years old
134. Not every flower can represent love but the roses did not every tree can stand thirst but the cactus did not every monkey can read this message but u did
135. Sun wouldnt be red sea wouldnt be blue i wouldnt be happy without disturbing u
136. Winter comes again and again summer comes again and again but a person like u never comes again and again because god never makes a mistake again and again
137. Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which without them we wouldnt have
138. To live a life one needs brains reflex perception looks iq knowledge way of expressions and many more mental qualities hats off to u bcoz u manage live without them
139. An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesnt understand him
140. Reasons why i like u u r never boring u know how bring a smile on my face u r always on my side u r perfect u r always fooled by me
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