Funny Messages
111. 1 day ull b srprisd 2 c me beside u u me laughing u me crying u me dreaming u me holding on u me just u me sitting in a mental hospital me checking u112. Ur words r antibiotics ur smile is analgesic ur touch is antiinflamatory ur presence is antiseptic ur sms is antipyretic thats why i never fall ill
113. When u feel sad to cheer up just go to the mirror and say damn i am really so cute u will overcome your sadness but dont make this a habit coz liars go to hell
114. Ive written a poem for you twinkle twinkle little star you should know what you are and once you know what you are mental hospital is not so far
115. Bhagwan se scooter manga car di ghar manga bangla diya dost manga toh tumhey diya bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
116. A man who surrenders when hes wrong is honest a man who surrenders when hes not sure is wise a man who surrenders when hes right is a husband
117. Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain problem ye hai ki bus voh readonly hain
118. Ho gayi galti humse click ho gaya mouse duniya ki parwaah chhodo ban jaao meri spouse
119. Tumse mila main kal to mere dil mein hua ek sound lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho your file not found
120. Tumhaara intezaar karte karte main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya
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