Flirt Messages
51. God made daylight n called it the sun god made entertainment n called it fun god made nightlight n called it the moon god made u n called cartoon52. I m at police station the police caught me filed a case against me of possession of good looks i m doomed need some ugly monkey 2 bail me out where r u
53. Au r attractive b u r best c u r cute du r dear eu r excellent f u r funny gu r great hhe he he ii am jjoking
54. The nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologize for any inconvenience
55. Promise me u r true frendz im lamp u r lite im coke u r sprite im cool u r are too im normal u r not ha ha ha
56. Dream makes all things possible hopes makes all things work love makes all things beautiful smile makes all the above workpossible so always brush ur teeth
57. Life is full of beautiful things soft sunsets painted rainbows delicate blossoms luv laughter quiet moments fantastic people like me
58. Ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka congratulations u have successfully learnt the monkeys language come to collect ur banana
59. Both of you go up and down protection is tight keeping it up all damn night never tired always alert
60. I know you love your job as a security guard
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