Erotic jokes Messages
1. 3 good manners 3 good manners of male penis 1courteousit stands before performing 2emotionalit cries during the performance 3politeit bows down after the performance2. Mistakes learn from your parents mistakes use birth control
3. Picture man says to his wife let me take a picture of your breasts than i can always look at them wife let me take a picture of you penis i will have it enlarged
4. Man today in style are small cars watches skirts and mobilephones it will come the time when small penis will be in style and then you will be the man
5. Cocunut whats hairy on the outside and moist inside begins with a c ends with a t and has u and n in the middle answer cocunut
6. Showtime wats the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty ans when u pull a curtain it means tat the show is over but pulling down a panty means its showtime
7. Left leg right leg what did the blondes left leg say to her right leg between the two of us we can make a lot of money
8. Sex machine when im dead and in my grave no more pussy i will crave and upon my headstone will be seen here lies the bones of a fking machine
9. Sex on text press down down more ok more yes ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder so good mmmmm thats how i sex on text
10. Cars man1 my wife is obsess w cars while asleep she holds my bird say ferariporsche man2 mine is worst she puts my bird inside her say full tank pls
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