Dumb Messages
1. Sex on television cant hurt you unless you fall off2. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
3. Drink till shes cute but stop before the wedding
4. Eagles may soar but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines
5. Page topic stupid sayings and quotes
6. Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
7. Im not cheap but i am on special this week
8. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
9. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
10. I intend to live forever so far so good
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