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131. Let me draw ur face dont move nearly finished ok done wanna look hi main marjava kitney soney ho tusy132. True bravery is 2 arrive home fully drunk a late night out mom waiting with a jhadu and u askhey momabhi tak safai kar rahi ho
133. Positive thinking is a bit like this a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes u dont mind u dont cry u just thank god that cows dont fly
134. Keep in touch wid me otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 all ur teeth will b broken
135. 10 advantages of not having a lover 1 save time 2 can sleep well 3 dont hav 2 bother abt missed calls 4 dont hav to worry abt how u look 5 can eat in any restaurant 6 no boring sms in the middle of night 7 can talk with all gals 8 u wont hear aaw u r dull today 9 can go anywhere with any one 10 dont hav 2 listen same old crap jokes bonus u will live a long life so be aware of lover
136. Dear januaryhow r febuary and march april is not bad tell mayjune and july dat augustseptember and octorber got accident in november urs december
137. Womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life
138. Life is a hell when u have american wife indian salary chinese car and german food life is heaven when you have american salary indian wife german car and chinese food
139. Do you know what is meant by mobile mmeet oon bbusy iin llife eevery where so now lets start
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