Adult jokes Messages
1. Girl im like a radiomy mouth spkrmy left breasttuner right 1 volume mancan i trytouches dbreatsno sound girlu havent plugged in yet2. Nipple nipple dont be far can i press u in my car upabove the chest so high always milky never dry letme suck you dont feel shy
3. Man says to his wife let me take a picture of yourbreasts than i can always look at them wife let metake a picture of you penis i will have it enlarged
4. The sky is bluegrass is greenharder the fuck thelouder the screamlouder the scream the better thefuckgive me a ring u might be in luck
5. Qwho is stronger man or woman aa woman bcos shelifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2stones with the help of a crane
6. A husband was asked do u talk to your wife after sexhis answer depends if i can find a phone
7. Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do momput ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng songotmy nose in her armpit now what
8. Roostercat goin over bridgecat slipsfalls inriver rooster cant stop laughin wats d moralwherevatherz a wet pussy therz a happy cock
9. Luv d way it rubs against d soft pink flesh n makes acreamy foamy liquid as it thrusts inoutupdowncantwait 4 next time luv my toothbrush
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